Which stylistic devices can we allocated to the various sentences or statements?

1. Oh! How I remember does days when we use to bath in the rain, most of us will go naked without been shy
2. Excuse me please, I wish to go an ease myself
3. A teacher telling me a tall boy that he is short
4. The funny goat
5. My man made me made
6. The saw an out before he died
7. This class is so noise as a market
8. He always behaves like bismark when he answers a question
9. When the old woman husband died she was whipped mercy
10. John is a cow
11. Funny / beauty
12. There is a knock at the door kok kok
13. Paul got drunk an started dancing without Music
14. Where is not without my wife sets
15. Least two themes potrayed in chapter 1 and 2